THE BAD 8 SUPERSIZE v2.0 – PART VII


LINCOLN MKT


Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: 99.9% of the time it’s not a good sign when you feel forced to refer to the vehicle’s front end as a snout. Ford’s “lesser” version of the MKT, the Flex, is far more attractive. The bulge between the rear wheels and rear-most side window actually makes me nauseated.

Alternatives: Ford Flex EcoBoost (with a white roof), Buick Enclave, keeping your current car and buying a German Shepherd.

Base USD Price: $44,200

Ideal Owner: People with small noses who lack confidence because of their nasally-challenged status.