THE BAD 8 SUPERSIZE v2.0 – PART IV


FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC


Top 3 Reasons For Avoiding: Generally speaking, in 2010 you’d want to buy something with relatively recent engineering – not something from 1877. The headlights look like they each have a runny nose. This vehicle, without a mid-gate, is supremely pointless.
Alternatives: Not trying to act like you need a truck, Chevrolet Avalanche, Jeep Wrangler
Base USD Price: $27,810
Ideal Owner: Chip used to surf. Chip even had a boat before he moved and lost his space in the landlord’s garage. But Chip still wants to look like he surfs and has a boat. Which he doesn’t.
Necessary Incentivizing B4 Purchase: Pay full price but receive $15,000 towards lessons in being cool, relax, and getting hip.