Hummer H2’s have little going for them. Horribly expensive, wretchedly impractical, excessively thirsty; terrible anti-social – these are the traits exemplified in a loud and audacious manner. With the H2 SUT, those same characteristics are taken up to 11. Bad news. Why, pray tell, is there even an attempt at a truck bed? Seriously. Pray tell.
Why do H2 SUT owners, rare though they may be, so freakin’ frequently choose yellow? Because their choice of vehicle didn’t speak loudly enough about their utter lack of inner confidence? Would you like to read some more questions for which The Good Car Guy provides no viewable answer; questions for which the answer is either completely obvious or unknown to manking? Or is the point that the Hummer H2 SUT sucks already clear?
Alternatives: prison cell, a rocky and barren and lonely small island, a Ford F150, or a Chevrolet Avalanche